Monday, April 6

A Public Service Announcement On Behalf Of The Hummer Brand

In case you were curious, the purchase of a Black Hummer automatically qualifies you for:
  • Random lane shifts at your leisure (don't worry about that pesky turn indicator!)
  • Incessant talking on your cell phone plus the use of your knees to handle the steering wheel
  • Running smaller cars off the road (i.e. anything under the size of a Stealth Bomber)
  • Wearing sunglasses at all hours of the day
  • Multiple, multiple bottles of hair gel to get your look just RIGHT

On a completely separate note, should anyone catch glimpse of the driver below, please let him know that fist being shaken out the window on Friday evening was in fact intended for him.

With thanks, Jeanine

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